Olive Oyl..the worst employee I have every had the displeasure to deal with.
If she wasn’t a state employee she would hav most certainly been fired from her job.
I,personally, nor Monster, have ever met this woman. We do know she is not a computer generated voice on the other end of the, because you can easily piss her off.
Her many talents include
Not sending TD payments in a timely fashion.
Not responding to queries concerning your claim.
Not responding to messages at all.
Sending important documents with deadlines to the wrong address..for SEVEN months.
Not sending reimbursement checks for travel expenses. (33 days late ..even after the 60 day window allowed to process)
ExParte Communication with a QME doctor. (Ex Parte means..well basically..she was talking to the doctor without Monster’s knowledge. What she actually did was send his medical records to the QME doctor and not to Monster. Which is a blatant no no)
I will be outlining all of her qualities in future posts. You’ll get to know ol’ Olive just like we do. I hope you grow to love her just as much, if not more, than the Monster Family.
Oh..my FAVORITE thing she does.
If you are having a conversation with Olive, one where she might come out looking a little silly. She states.” I am ending this conversation.” If you repeat a question , for some reason during the course of your conversation she has chosen not to answer, she will state “I will not be badgered by you” Then repeat sentence number one and seriously, she hangs the fuck up on you.
Now.. Monster does not allow me to question Olive in such a fashion as to offend this woman. Questions like..”Are you fucking kidding me?” are never allowed. So..I use all the skills I have acquired in my life as a public servant, working for the masses. I never curse at her, I never raise my voice at her. I am firm and resolute.
I do however, sit at home and run little scenarios in my head of things that would be horrible to have happen at work TO HER!
Sharting..loudly wetly..(the reason this one is awesome is because she apparently ‘sits right near me” according to Pooh Bear who I spoke with on Tuesday)
tripping over nothing spilling coffee all over her clothes.
Sitting in her office chair and having the hydraulics mechanism go out so she sinks to the floor rather quickly.
Peek a boo boogers. (you know the ones..they poke in and out with each breath. The offender un aware)
tripping and falling..in front of a lot of people.
See.. I never wish her death, really. That would just be hateful. But I do wish her a quarter of the stress of our day when she FUCKS something up and doesn’t do her job!
We’ll hear more about Olive in the future.